You read it right, my Spark was taken on a proper road trip. I had to make the trip anyways (did 1,709 miles total in 7 days), and after reading an inside evs article about a recent range test of the Spark EV @ 70mph, I saw a commenter say the Spark wasn't capable of going on a real road trip.
Boom! Spark EV - 1
Web idiot/troll - 0
Edit: I should mention, I was going to take a more coastal route (i85 to i95), but Electrify America's shutdown a day before I left put the kibosh on that.